Thursday, November 21, 2013

You can do anything in 3 syllables or less - part 1

"You can't judge a book by its cover", some say.  That is, of course, bogus.  I can and certainly have done so and will do so again.

Would "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"?  Probably.  But it won't smell at all if you've never heard of it enough to find one.

And therein - to borrow from Mr. Shakespeare a second time - lies the rub.  Some names function better than others.  Some names stick.  Some names like my beloved "Super Duper" college grocery store make us happy just in saying them.  

And now I'm going to tell you why.  I'm also going to humbly stick my name on this theory which is mine and what it is too.

Matt's Conjecture: "Companies / brands / media are far more likely to succeed if they choose three or fewer syllable names".

"No way", you say.  "Surely, the goodness of a company transcends syllable counts!".  My answer: "not really".

"Oh!" you reply mockingly, "so you're saying I can throw a {1, 2, 3} syllable name on my loser company and cash in?".

I say, "actually, I wasn't going to say that, but now that I think about, yes.  Or at least maybe."

The advantages of having a 3 or less-syllable name (and/or, the disadvantages of having a 4+ syllable name) seem to be enormous.  Let's try Internet company names on for size:

1 syllable 2 syllables 3 syllables 4 syllables 5+ syllables
Ask
Bing
Digg
Fark
go
Pets
Skype
Yelp
About
Apple
Archive(.org)
Blogger
Blogspot
craigslist
DropBox
eBay
Etsy
Facebook
Flickr
github
Glassdoor
Google
Hotmail
huffpo(*)
hulu
IE(*)
Inktomi
LinkedIn
Lycos
memway
myspace
Netflix
Netscape (*)
Orbitz
PayPal
Pinterest
reddit
SalesForce
Snapchat
Tumblr
Twitter
Wordpress
Yahoo
Youtube
Zombo
Amazon
AOL
del.icio.us
GoDaddy
Instagram
imgur
LendingClub
livejournal
mozilla
msn
Pandora
vimeo
deviantart
imdb
dailymotion
metacafe
stackoverflow
stumbleupon
Travelocity
Wikipedia
rottentomatoes
Travelocity
Wikipedia
I mean, whatever happened to Expedia(4)? Geocities(4)? Konfabulator (5)? networksolutions (5)?

I know where I'd want to be on that list.

Lots more to come...including what the (*) mean, but refute away in the meantime...if you dare.